Lucky #9 Soap

Lucky #9 Soaps are handmade cold process soaps made right here in our little studio in Vermont by our resident mad scientist, Dr. Odd!

Candy Kernels
(White Chocolate, Vanilla, Sweet Syrup)
Technically it would have to actually be on the cobb to be corn, but I've once again skirted legal distinction.

Castile Soap
(Unscented, Our purest, gentlest soap with zero colorants or fragrance!)
<Ajevie>: "Why haven't you made soap recently?"
<Dr. Odd>: "I was making Castile soap, it takes a year to cure."
<Ajevie>: "You... could have made other soap in that year..."
<Dr. Odd>: "Haha sure... wait, I could have? ....FUUUUUUUU-"

Classic Soda Scent #7
(Lime & Lemon Soda)
"My formula SEVEN will help you wake UP in the shower and give you a SPRITely day! -Please don't sue me I'm poor"

Cthulhu’s Chocolate Statue
(All my chocolate AND real Cocoa)
The nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh… has a gift shop… and within this shop I did purchase… a foil-wrapped figure of nightmarish proportions… and calories… for like a Piggie I ate the whole thing, and slumped into a sugar-infused coma… OF MADNESS! CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!

Dr. Odd's Bulk Apple Pie Dough
(Sweet Dough, Apples, Ginger, hint of Cinnamon)
"Go on little kiddies, enjoy the delicious taste of raw pie dough! What do you mean that only works with cookies? ...Wellp, looks like I'm going to be electronically tagged again."

Ghostly Clown Residue
(Plumeria)
At first I was afraid at the thought of having a ghost in my house, but when I found out it was the spirit of a clown I was more, I dunno, irritated than afraid, I guess. If anyone knows the number of a Mime who does exorcisms, lemme know.

Grandma's Fruit Bowl
(Plum Grapefruit, Citrus, hint o' cucumber)
Believe it or not, underneath that mound of melted ribbon candy is some fruit.

Honey Apple Cake
(Cake, Apple, and real Honey)
I know what it looks like, but I assure you, it's not Pumpkin related, it was originally yellow and brown, so, yeah. SCIENCE!

Juice Box and Melted Crayons
(Pomegranate and Berry Blend)
All part of a balanced lunch for schoolkids, unless you're one of those weirdos who likes bologna.

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Let's Go Outside!
(Aloe, Grass, Palm trees, Soothing Mist)
All Vaxxed up and ready to go outside! ...Actually it's kinda hot out, and there's bugs, and other people, and I'm already tired from standing up... meh, what's on TV?

New Classic Soap
(Cucumber peel, tangerine, wild red berries, tulips, waterlily, honeysuckle, woods, musk water lotus, rain mist, ozone, citrus, garden herbs, sweet flower honey blossom, and white cyclamen)
All Vaxxed up and ready to go outside! ...Actually it's kinda hot out, and there's bugs, and other people, and I'm already tired from standing up... meh, what's on TV?

The Obligatory One From Vermont
"Dr, when are you making a maple soap?"
……...Because that's all Vermont has huh, Maple and that one brand of Ice Cream?
Well joke's on you, SUCKER, because it's not Maple SYRUP scented, it's Maple TREE scented!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Surprisingly Popular Limon!
(Limoncello)
Smells like the bottles of... pure lemon and... cellos... that grow... on trees... in Canada... Yep, pretty sure that's what Limoncello means and Hell if I'm going to look it up to be sure.

The Thing Under the Stairs
(Hint of Leather, Cucumber peel, Water lotus, Rain mist and White cyclamen)
Trying really hard to think of a cute story or funny quip for this one that hasn't already been used by a horror writer or that mouse company that makes every cartoon a musical... um.... I am the thing living under your stair, snakes for- ah dammit, nevermind.

Made from Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Olive oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sal Butter, Sodium Lactate, Manufactured Micas, Fragrance - Made in Vermont Approximate Weight 5oz

We have swapped swapping to our new 100% palm-free, vegan recipe!

*Marked soaps contains organic & sustainable palm oil

† Contains Glycerin Soap - Coconut Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerine (Kosher, of Vegetable Origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Saponifying Agent), Sodium Stearate, Sodium Myristate, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate (Emulsifier), Oat Protein